The crazy face mask that makes the whole mountain laugh.

Hyper-realistic printed faces on a warm, stretchy balaclava. Fits under any helmet, keeps you warm to -12°C on the bike, the trail and the ride, and guarantees the biggest laugh at the trailhead.

4.8★ from 530 reviews • Free worldwide shipping
Mountain biker wearing Grumpy Gramps on a forest trail
Motorcyclist wearing Mustache Mike at a mountain pass
Hiker wearing Two-Tooth Tommy on a summit ridge
Three friends on ATVs wearing Freaky Face masks

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Rated 4.8/5 by 530+ happy riders

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Lukas B.
Bought Grumpy Gramps for my husband as a joke and now he refuses to ride in anything else 😭 the guys at the trailhead asked where to buy one
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Ryan P.
Motorcyclist here. 300 km in cold wind today, mask didn't move once under the helmet. And it's warmer than my old merino one, not even close.
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Elena S.
Wore Mustache Mike on the summit hike and got like 40 selfie requests 🤣 the print is scary realistic up close
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Hannah R.
Glasses fogged on every cold morning ride last year. Zero fog with this thing. The mouth panel actually works, who knew
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Chloe D.
Got the Squad Pack for me, my dad and my brother. Our photo at the top of the quad trail is now the group chat icon 🥹
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Jonas W.
Shipping took 9 days to the UK, fine. Quality is way better than I expected for the price. Thick, stretchy, print is sharp.
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Laugh Guarantee

If it doesn't get at least one laugh on the trail, send us the story and we'll make it right. Damaged or wrong item? Replacement or full refund, no fuss.

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Free tracked shipping
Replacement guarantee
Friendly support

Laugh Guarantee

If it doesn't get at least one laugh on the trail, send us the story and we'll make it right. Damaged or wrong item? Replacement or full refund, no fuss.

PICK YOUR FACE
Free tracked shipping
Replacement guarantee
Friendly support

Questions riders ask us

How long does delivery take? +

Orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Delivery then takes 6-12 business days, fully tracked and free worldwide. You'll get a tracking number by email as soon as it ships.

Does it fit everyone? +

Yes. It's one size, made from stretchy, elastic fabric that adapts to almost any head and face shape. It sits comfortably under a bike, motorcycle or ski helmet and under glasses or goggles without slipping.

Does it actually keep you warm? +

Absolutely. The thick breathable fabric blocks cold wind on early starts and long descents and holds the heat around your face, while the mouth panel lets your breath out so your glasses or goggles don't fog.

Will my glasses or goggles fog up? +

No — that's the point of the breathable mouth panel. Breath escapes forward instead of up into your glasses or goggles.

How do I wash it? +

Cold, gentle cycle, inside out, then hang to dry. No bleach, no ironing, no tumble dry — that keeps the print crisp.

Can I return it? +

For hygiene reasons worn masks can't be returned. If your mask arrives damaged or defective, email support@freakyface.com within 14 days with a photo and we'll replace it or refund you in full.

Which design should I get? +

Grumpy Gramps gets the most double-takes, Mustache Mike is the crowd favourite with the over-40s, Two-Tooth Tommy is the one that gets the most laughs. Can't decide? The Squad Pack has all three.

Does it fit everyone? +

Yes. It's one size, made from stretchy, elastic fabric that adapts to almost any head and face shape. It sits comfortably under a bike, motorcycle or ski helmet and under glasses or goggles without slipping.

Will my glasses or goggles fog up? +

No — that's the point of the breathable mouth panel. Breath escapes forward instead of up into your glasses or goggles.

Can I return it? +

For hygiene reasons worn masks can't be returned. If your mask arrives damaged or defective, email support@freakyface.com within 14 days with a photo and we'll replace it or refund you in full.

Why riders love Freaky Face

Free worldwide shipping

Processed in 1–2 business days, delivered in 6–12 with full tracking.

Laugh guarantee

Damaged or wrong item? Replacement or full refund within 14 days.

Real support

Questions? Email support@freakyface.com and a human replies.